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[EDIT: Here‘s part two.]

Yes, August.  I realize that it’s Octobear now.  I just didn’t get around to doing anything with the August box until now.  That’s all.  So anyway…

My August box came with slightly more promising crafts.  The project idea in my box was for a painted pattern scarf (I personally think it should be “painted, patterned scarf” but it’s not my choice).  And here is the image that they included with the directions:

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Um…that’s great.  Except…that’s not the project in my box.  Also, I’m not a fan of scarves.  SoCal does not get cold enough for a scarf. And I digress…

ANYHOW!  I did say that the craft was more promising for this month, and it’s true.  While my project was not actually a painted, patterned scarf, it did involve fabric dye and cloth-not-suitable-for-a-scarf.  I received a largish square of white cloth and a 29mL jar of DecoArt ink effects (personally, I think it should be “Ink Effects” but again, it’s not my choice).  And I guess this is the real link to the project.

I’ve actually been looking for a good fabric paint or dye that’s suitable to use for younger children.  And…I’m not sure if the ink effects product is it.  What’s different about ink effects versus other dye/paint products is that it kind of is both a paint and a dye.  You use it like paint and paint it onto paper.  Then you can iron transfer on the design you’ve painted and it becomes part of the fabric, like a dye.  You can use your design up to three times.  Painting on paper lets you control your design better and dying the cloth keeps the design on your cloth longer.  I really like this idea.  I’m having some issues trying to execute it though.

So what did I do with all the materials Whimseybox gave me?  Well, first off, I ended up with a bottle of PINK dye.  Luck of the draw.  Too bad I really dislike the color pink.  Well, it might not be so much the color pink that I dislike but all the societal constructs that go with the color.  It bothers me.  A lot.  So, it took me awhile to figure out what I was going to do with all this pink.

I ended up deciding on a strawberry pattern.  Strawberries are pink…ish.  And I thought strawberries were more interesting than the original polka dot idea I had.  So I quickly penciled out some different sized strawberries on a normal sheet of 8.5″ x 11″ paper.  I decided to make them all point the same direction instead of sprinkling them haphazardly all over the paper.

To make the seeds, I used a push pin and punched little holes into the strawberries.  Color obviously can’t transfer if there isn’t any there.  Also, it beat trying to not paint all these little spaces in the strawberries.  Incidentally, Whimseybox provided me with three brushes.  None of which I used.  I like MY brushes, thankyouverymuch.  But I can definitely use more brushes when I actually do a project with the kids.

After ironing the pattern onto the cloth, I meant to put the green tops on using a fabric marker.  Because remember, I only have a jar of pink.  Except…the ink didn’t transfer quite like I was hoping.  Looks like I’ll have to work out the kinks before working on an actual project.  My first attempt, I thought maybe I had let the ink dry too long.  I’ve seen instructions to let it dry between 30-45 minutes.  It was actually a few days before I got to ironing the first time around.  The result wasn’t even and generally didn’t transfer much by way of color.  The second time, I let the ink dry for about 30 minutes and then I ironed it onto the other half of the cloth.  Approximately the same results.  Soooo…I’ll have to work on this.  I have grand ideas for this strawberry print.

Oh, FYI, they’ve dropped the price back down to 15$, which is much more reasonable.  Go ahead and give Whimseybox a try.

[EDIT: Here‘s part two.]

I may have mentioned Axe Cop, one of my favorite comics ever (EVAR!), before.  Axe Cop is written by the brothers Nicolle and illustrated by the elder brother.  Well, the elder Axe Cop brother recently started a new comic, Bearmageddon, which I find quite enjoyable and pretty to look at.  The comic is about the all-out war between grizzly bears and humans.  He had mentioned that this was in the works before Axe Cop and that Axe Cop had just kind of…happened.  Well, what this really tells me is that he’s been doing research for awhile and now he’s warning us of what’s to come.  And not a moment too soon.

You see, the Bearmaggedon is real and we are entering into the first stages of it.  Have you read the news lately?  Here, let me help you.

  • There was a fatal grizzly attack in Yellowstone recently.  The second such attack this year.  Before then, the last fatal attack was 1986.  The bears are starting to ramp up their offensive.
  • One of the scouts was exposed and routed recently by this woman.
  • Here is a list of fatal bear attacks in North America from the 1870s on.
  • Anecdote: Recently phones and internet to my place of employment went down and we were basically without outside communication for the whole day.  There were some people outside my office up and down the street we’re on trimming trees.  What I believe was happening was that there was a bee farmer trying to get a hive of feral honey bees and then was eaten by a bear.  Bears desire honey, you see.  The bear that ate the bee farmer probably was tracking the hive of feral bees for himself and was upset that the bee farmer was trying to steal his bees.  And then there was a fight that knocked out our phone lines and internet for a whole day.  The bear may have done it on purpose.  Maybe he knows that I know about the Bearmageddon.  I should be careful.  But the message needs to get out all the same!

See?  It’s happening.  The bears are rallying and starting to deploy their scouts.  Soon, hordes of bears will be upon us!  I’m pretty sure it won’t be just the grizzlies either.  One of the articles mentioned a black bear.  The black bears make pretty good scouts, since they’re smaller.  They’ll probably have other roles when the war really starts.  I’m worried about the grolar bears.  Those are probably more dangerous than just polar bears or grizzlies alone.  They might be like the horrorsaurus, secret weapon of the dino apocalypse, only smaller and better looking.  Actually, it would make more sense if the octo-bear is the real horrorsaurus.

You might find it strange that a comic is being used to warn us of impending doom.  But if you think about it, it’s quite brilliant.  The bears are obviously monitoring our news media outlets.  If there were a serious story on the news about the approaching Bearmageddon, the bears would take steps to quiet the media down or launch some propaganda campaign of their own, as they’re obviously planning to take the general population unawares.  But little do they know that some humans have already been informed and are taking steps.  We need to spread the word so that we’ll be prepared to meet the bears in battle.

Did you like how I managed to fit all my favorite comics into this ridiculous post?  I even hinted at one I’ve never mentioned before.  But seriously, you should check out Bearmageddon.