First post of the year: obligatory WordPress stats post from previous year.
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2015 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 13,000 times in 2015. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 5 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.
Have you ever heard that unicorns poop out rainbows? I have. And it’s never made any sense to me. Poo (which as a word is 20% funnier than all of its synonyms) it’s solid waste. Rainbows are not solid. I would be willing to accept that rainbows are unicorn farts though. I mean, it still technically doesn’t make sense but it’s not as big of a leap as rainbows::poo.
Anyway, painted this because my a-pushing friend has decided that gossip should now be called “unicorn poo.” And I immediately saw this imagery in my head. In watercolor no less. But with more glitter. I haven’t flirted glittered this one yet. Because gross. Glitter.
Random moosages as I see fit. 