Random moosages as I see fit.

On Monday, I did my taxes.
And verily, they were done.
Both the state and fed accepted them
Ere the day was indeed half gone.

Then I decided to make lunch
But dumped it all on the floor.
The dogs were terribly happy,
They did hasten through the door.

After, I nearly dropped a pizza,
The one I was going to eat instead,
The dogs did wait so eagerly
But disappointed, they went to bed.

And all was not yet over,
For you see, I forgot to check
How long pizzas should be in ovens.
Srsly, wth(eck)?

And so I think I shouldn’t
Have done my taxes that day.
With all the mishaps and brain farts,
The IRS will likely make me pay.