I was recently informed that certain trees smell like fish when they are in bloom. Unfortunately, I never wrote down what tree is supposed to smell like fish and I’m too lazy to ask again. My imagination provided me with ample information. Actually, I imagined this even before the person told me what kind of tree they were smelling. And then they told me what the tree was and I was disappointed. Or at least, I remember being disappointed when I was told what the tree was. I also remember thinking that the tree doesn’t smell like fish at all. Too bad I can’t remember what the tree actually was. Anyway, the tree my imagination was much better. So behold! I present you the weeping willow dead tree fish!
I just figure that the tree smells like dead fish. Live fish don’t normally smell like anything. (Never buy a fish from the market if it smells fishy; it’s gone bad.) The blossoms must look like dead fish. Actually, I think it’s the fruit that looks like dead fish. It must be a stinky tree. The tree is probably sad that it has to stink. So it weeps. The only trees that weep are weeping willows. So there you go, a weeping willow dead fish tree. Tada!
Random moosages as I see fit. 