34 easy steps to removing a Shockwatch sticker from your laptop
- Set laptop on flat surface, such as a desk.
- Dig your nail under the edge of the sticker.
- Gently pull at the flap you’ve created.
- Tear a very small sliver of the surface of the sticker off your laptop.
- Set small sliver aside.
- Sugh.
- Roll your eyes.
- Repeat steps 2-7.
- Repeat step 8.
- Shake fist.
- Find some Isopropyl Alcohol and paper towels.
- Lay a paper towel over the sticker.
- Liberally douse the towel with alcohol.
- Steep.
- Scrub at the sticker with the alcohol infused towel.
- Spread sticker color all over the place.
- Sugh.
- Roll your eyes.
- Roll your eyes again.
- Place the alcohol infused towel over the sticker again.
- Completely soak the towel with alcohol.
- Steep some more.
- Scrub at the sticker with the alcohol soaked towel.
- Tear a hole in the towel from all the scrubing.
- Grumble to yourself.
- Roll your eyes.
- Look around for acetone.
- Use prepped nail polish remover wipes instead.
- Scrub at sticker with acetone wipe in a circular fashion until the rest of the sticker comes off.
- Switch arms halfway through.
- Wipe everything down with the alcohol soaked towel again.
- Dispose of the alcohol acetone mess.
- Grumble to yourself.
- Roll your eyes again for good measure.
Disclaimer: it is important to roll your eyes as directed otherwise the sticker won’t know that you means serious business about sticker removal.
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