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Filler: Why then did I buy 284637382 dog beds???

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These butts.  They could totally share a bed.  My house does not need to be littered with dog beds.  Not amused.

Actually, they’re only both on Horse’s day bed because they thought they were in trouble (they weren’t).  When they’re in trouble, they tend to stick together.  Otherwise, if Yaris is sleeping, she prefers to have a bed to herself and will growl all other dogs away.  But if she’s just lounging or sitting around watching the birds, she doesn’t mind if other dogs are nearby or even touching her.

Butts.

The biggest tea party ever…or we are totally not adults

So, this was a conversation that happened recently.

A-pusher (THEM-COM) [15:36]:
i would really like to throw a tea party
i wonder if i have enough stuffed animals to throw one

Me (THEM-IRV) [15:37]:
You can borrow some of mine.
Estella would love to be invited to a tea party.
I’m sure Robin and Ehgg wouldn’t mind.
And then I have several other moose who would probably like to go.

A-pusher (THEM-COM) [15:38]:
HAHAAH
yeah…. we are def not grown ups

Me (THEM-IRV) [15:42]:
I’m trying to think of all the stuffed animals I have…
I have the giant ones, courtesy of you…

A-pusher (THEM-COM) [15:42]:
hahahaha

Me (THEM-IRV) [15:42]:
And then I have an awful lot of other moose.
At least 4.

A-pusher (THEM-COM) [15:42]:
i have alot of hello kitty’s

Me (THEM-IRV) [15:42]:
Maybe 5 if I count the one that lives in the can.
And then I have a baby Bowser.

A-pusher (THEM-COM) [15:42]:
and rilakkuma’s

Me (THEM-IRV) [15:43]:
And a Boo.
And I have T bone.
and Sam.
That everyone thinks is Clifford but totally is not Clifford.

A-pusher (THEM-COM) [15:43]:
hahahahaha
i have a tuxedo sam
and a my melody

Me (THEM-IRV) [15:43]:
My sister had a Tuxedo Mask figurine.
I think she had a Sailor Moon too…
We have assorted mushrooms from Mario.
They have faces…
Do you think they’d like to go to a tea party?

A-pusher (THEM-COM) [15:44]:
yes def

Me (THEM-IRV) [15:44]:
Hahaha.

A-pusher (THEM-COM) [15:45]:
ill make sure not to serve mushrooms

Me (THEM-IRV) [15:45]:
Hahaha.
Or moose…
Or dogs…
Or sharks…
Or cats…
Um…
I guess baby Bowser is a koopa?

A-pusher (THEM-COM) [15:45]:
well i dont normally serve those
hahahaha

Me (THEM-IRV) [15:45]:
Don’t serve koopas either.
My friend might let me borrow his goomba.
Oh, don’t serve ghosts.

A-pusher (THEM-COM) [15:46]:
ummm.. i have a princess dress

Me (THEM-IRV) [15:46]:
hahahaha
I have Mario pants.
This…

A-pusher (THEM-COM) [15:46]:
im pretty surei have a yoshi somewhere

Me (THEM-IRV) [15:46]:
Is totally a post.

A-pusher (THEM-COM) [15:46]:
oh! i have a snoopy!
hahahahaha
im working harder now to think of what other stuffed animals can join the party than i have worked all day
maybe yaris and horse could join the tea party
well.. yaris
horse is prob not sophisticated enough to join

This was a totally normal conversation to have right?  While at work?  Right?  Riiiiight???

You’ll also notice that I no longer work for THEM in Cerritos.  THEM closed the office in Cerritos and combined it with the office in Commerce.  A-pusher is based out of Commerce now.  Since we also have an office in Irvine, I was relegated to Irvine.  So…we no longer share the same office.  Oh well, not like we ever were in the office at the same time anyway.