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Some graphs to explain why I’m not talking to you

In case you weren’t aware, I am introverted.  I’m VERY introverted.  It was a common joke with my friends in college that I was taking being introverted to new heights.  It’s probably true.  So, in case you were wondering why I’m not talking to you, it’s probably not because I dislike you or that you smell (although you might want to check on that) but because I’m introverted and have a very small capacity for what some might call “normal social behavior.”  But, if you’d like some specific examples of what eats away at my social quota, here are some handy graphs.  And yes, sometimes my willingness to socialize goes negative.

I do not often write about Colleague X. It’s because it makes Fred’s head grow really large.

By the way, I named my anger Fred.

I am much more willing to socialize with you if I can consider you a person. I am not much willing to socialize with people.

Some properties of the zooga.

Jetpack guy saves the day!

I am the tired.

I had to go to a wedding this weekend, which involved all kinds of scurrying, last-minute activity.  And then on Sunday, I came back to the house to find that the dogs decided they were really hungry and would try cooking themselves some lunch.  It involved the demise of a 25lb sack of flour, a lot of rice, a small bag of tea, and some eggs.  Needless to say, this involved a cleanup of monumental proportions.  Then the dogs needed baths because they were covered in flour.  Also, my dad decided that it would be a good time to assemble furniture.  Not only that, he thought it was a good time for me to help him assemble furniture.  And then move it.  I’ve had a busy weekend and thus, I am the tired and it is seriously sapping away any motivation I had in reserve.

So…instead of a thoughtful and detailed post about something strange, you get a doodle from 2004.  I remember I had did this one night during class when I just couldn’t get myself to pay full attention to the matter at hand.  I found this floating around my things recently and I am amused by it, even now.  So…huzzah!  A doodle!