Random moosages as I see fit.

Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.

Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.

Did you know elephant jokes are a thing?  I did not know elephant jokes are a thing.  Wikipedia tells me that elephant jokes were mostly absurd riddles and were a fad in the 1960s.  I think it’s a bit absurd that elephant jokes have an entry in Wikipedia.

Welp, now you know.  Oh, and the above is a friend’s (the king of the vegetables, actually) favorite set of jokes ever.  EVAR.  And to think, he’s just been hanging onto a fad from the 1960s.