At the time of this writing, my eyes hurt. They’re kind of sore behind my eyeballs. The eye socket area. I can feel it especially when I look up or track objects from side to side. I have decided that this obviously means that I’m developing a mutant ability to blast lasers out of my eyes. Maybe the same way Cyclops can.
Actually, I kind of hope that’s not true. Not the developing a superpower part. I like having superpowers. I hope that I’m not developing the same ability that Cyclops has because that would mean I would have to wear glasses all the time again. I had LASIK done so that I wouldn’t have to wear glasses all the time.
Of course, that also brings up the question if this could be my laser heat vision starting to develop over a year after my experiment with LASIK and tomatoes. I kind of hope this is the case. I could totally utilize laser heat vision. It kind of sucks that I had to wait so long for laser heat vision. And actually, I don’t even know if it’s going to develop fully because I haven’t been taking care to eat lots of tomatoes since the procedure. I hope I didn’t ruin my chance of getting laser heat vision.
Also, I am choosing not to believe the more commonplace and more likely scenario that this is just a symptom of the flu.
Random moosages as I see fit. 