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His brain is squirming like a toad…

Um…ok, so I’m not actually going to write about The Doors or Riders on the Storm.  I AM going to write about road hazards.  In particular, nails on the road.

WHY ARE PEOPLE LITTERING OUR ROADS WITH NAILS?!

Thank you.

Ok, so that wasn’t it.  But anyway, if you came by at noon to look for a post, you’ll note that there wasn’t a new one.  That’s because I was dealing with various things.  One of them was…a nail in my tire.  In fact, it’s the second nail I’ve picked up driving to and from Clib.  I am THE ANNOYED.  Even now, when everything has been fixed already.  I am still THE ANNOYED.

The first nail I picked up was driving to and from Clib, as I implied before, but when I noticed something was amiss, I was in bumper to bumper traffic on a stretch of the freeway that was under construction.  I do not blame the construction on the freeway for the nails.  You generally don’t use nails when constructing freeways.  A lot of concrete though.

Anyway, I mention the construction zone because it took away the shoulders of the freeway.  That meant that there wasn’t any place to pull over and put the spare on.  It’s also hard to do when you’re in the left lane and people in LA drive like they own the road and are mortally offended when you signal that you want to get into their lane.  So, this boils down to, I had to drive on that tire.  And in doing so, I ruined the sidewall.  Which means I couldn’t patch the tire, even though the nail was very clearly punctured the middle of the tread and would have been very patchable.  Except that I ruined the sidewall.

Moral: Do not run on a flat tire because you’ll ruin the sidewall and then you can’t patch the tire even if it were patchable to begin with.  Then you will have to buy a new tire and it will be very annoying because your dealer won’t actually have it in stock and you’ll have to order it and it will cost a lot and you haven’t even had the car for two months.

Today’s nail in the tire actually occurred several months ago.  I noticed that I had a slow leak in one of my tires.  I looked around to see if I could see a nail or something, but I couldn’t find anything.  I felt around the tire for stray breezes too.  But it was a slow leak and it wasn’t something I could feel.  So…I drove on it.

Now then, you might be surprised that I drove on this tire that had a leak in it especially after my last experience.  The difference was here was that it was a slow leak and I could keep ahead of the leak.  I was putting air into that tire every 3-4 weeks and every time I did that, I would look for the nail.  I finally found it the last time I put air into the tire a week or so ago.  It was very small.  It was right in the groove in the tread.  It looked like a small pebble or something that had lodged itself into the groove.  But it wasn’t.  It was a nail.  And it was nary 0.25″ away from the sidewall.

Why do I mention that last part?  Because a hole nary 0.25″ away from the sidewall is not patchable.  You can try plugging it, and actually, that’s what the nail was doing, but you can’t patch it.  And a plug is not as reliable as a patch.  So I had to buy yet another tire.  And I was annoyed.

But since I knew my dealer wouldn’t have the tire in stock, I called ahead and asked them to put one on order for me.  Actually, I drove by too to show them this nail so precariously close to the sidewall.  My service person immediately agreed with me that the tire was not patchable and put a tire on order for me.

Yay.  I hadn’t even put 20k miles on these tires yet.  And I’ve had to replace two of them.  Yay.

STOP THROWING NAILS ON THE ROADS!  Gosh.

So, the other day, this happened.

Yaris Driver's License (pixelized)

That’s GeEssdee. Yaris’ last name has intercaps.
Also, that’s 22″ at the withers and 60lbs. You’re thinking that 60lbs is a bit heavy for a dog who is only 22″. That’s true. And it may not be entirely accurate because I didn’t ask Yaris to weigh herself before entering the information for her. I just gave it my best guess and she is rather plump right now.

Yaris went and got her license.  She didn’t even have to go to New Zealand for it.  Actually, she didn’t need to get any training at all.  Subaru very graciously provided her with a license to drive.  I let her know that she is not allowed to drive my car at all.  If she wants to drive, she’s going to have to get a car for herself.

Why did Subaru provide Yaris a driver’s license, you ask?  Well, because Subarus are dog tested and dog approved.  My guess is that their whole campaign here is to help this Grant Weber guy more business.  Grant Weber is Subaru’s canine sales associate.  I hadn’t realized that Subaru had sales associates dedicated to selling cars to dogs, but I guess they do.  Or perhaps, they don’t and Grant is trying to make it so that they do.  Hmm…

How did I find out about Subaru’s program about getting driver’s licenses to dogs?  It’s because I drive a Subaru Outback (his name is Puddul Shift).  Yes, it’s true.  I know you thought I drove a Highlander (her name is La Colichemarde, I may not have ever mentioned this) this whole time because a Highlander was featured in a few posts (that almost exclusively also involve spiders, so I won’t link to the posts) and I said that it was my car.  Well…yes, that was true then.  But a few months ago I went and bought myself a Subaru.  This campaign didn’t affect my choice in getting a Subaru because it hadn’t been launched when I bought my car.

I was going to buy my car via Costco’s auto program, but alas they are partnered with one of the stupid Subaru dealers in this area.  I really wanted to be able to say that I bought my car right off the pallet at Costco, but not so much to deal with this dealership.  I bought it from another, friendlier dealership that did quite a bit for me to get the car in the color and specs that I wanted.

Does it seem ironic that I drive this dog tested and approved car and won’t let Yaris drive it?  Hmm…perhaps.  But Yaris is still going to have to buy her own car if she wants to drive.

And in case you’re wondering,  I did ask Choco if she wanted a driver’s license and she said she wasn’t interested.  She seems to be more interested in sleeping these days.

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