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Daily Archives: May 12th, 2011

Disclaimer: I believe that because I say that these are pseudo-mathematical properties, you can safely assume that I realize that these make no sense, that they would not hold up to any rigorous testing, and you could never use them in any kind of mathematical proofs.

The zooga is a pretty dastardly thing.

the zooga ∝ tired or the zooga = k(tired) where k is some constant

the zooga + anything = pretty tired

But we do know that

coffee = k/tired

so you may think that

the zooga = coffee or the zooga – coffee = 0

However,

the zooga >> coffee

And also

So…

the zooga – a lot of coffee > 0

Ergo, the zooga is a pretty dastardly thing.

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