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Monthly Archives: May 2011

The Zooga: some pseudo-mathematical properties (part 1)

Disclaimer: I believe that because I say that these are pseudo-mathematical properties, you can safely assume that I realize that these make no sense, that they would not hold up to any rigorous testing, and you could never use them in any kind of mathematical proofs.

The zooga is a pretty dastardly thing.

the zooga ∝ tired or the zooga = k(tired) where k is some constant

the zooga + anything = pretty tired

But we do know that

coffee = k/tired

so you may think that

the zooga = coffee or the zooga – coffee = 0

However,

the zooga >> coffee

And also

So…

the zooga – a lot of coffee > 0

Ergo, the zooga is a pretty dastardly thing.

Our Postal Service (via Life’s Homilies)

We should definitely support our postal system. From everything I’ve heard, we even have one of the better ones (I’m talking to you Canada). Also, I would like more real mail (as opposed to junk mail, thx).

I don’t know how many of you have ever considered much our national postal service. Yes, that’s right. Postal service. You know those men and women in blue that drive those little trucks and are out there regardless of rain or shine, blizzard or blazing heat, vicious dogs or nice dogs? Well, I’d like to write a little bit about why we should honor and respect our postal service. There are a few reasons why I’ve always paid attention to our postal … Read More

via Life’s Homilies