I have long pondered the durian and how it grows on trees. For those of you who do not know what a durian is, it’s a fruit that smells something of used socks, has the texture of custard, and is large and spiky. And it grows on trees. That last part is important. That and the fact that the durian is large and spiky.
Durian Tree
So, durian grows on trees. You can see from the picture the these trees are not little, stubby trees. They’re pretty big. The fruit is spiky. The fruit is relatively heavy. What if a durian were to fall on your head as you walked underneath a tree?
Jackfruit Tree
The same idea with jackfruit. Jackfruit are even bigger than durian and I’m sure they are even heavier (I’ve never interacted with a whole jackfruit, only pieces). Can you imagine the type of damage that would do to your head if the jackfruit were to fall on you?
Brazil Nut Tree
And with Brazil nuts. They aren’t as big or spiky, but look! Brazil nut fruits look like cannonballs!
Coconut tree
Coconuts too.
From this I can only conclude that nature is out to kill you. Why else would there be such things like durian trees and jackfruit trees and Brazil nut trees and coconut trees? Obviously they exist only to brain the unsuspecting passerby. The fact that the weapon is edible is not merely coincidence. It is a deliberate plan. People who tend to these trees aren’t raising them for food but for weapons. Innocent looking weapons. They all have really good propaganda machines to make you overlook the fact that these are weapons and get you to focus only on the fact that they are a source of nutrients. Don’t be fooled. Nature is out to kill you.
Credits:
- Durian Tree photo can be found here and was taken by Ikhlasul Amal.
- Jackfruit Tree photo can be found here and was taken by sarahemcc.
- Brazil Nut Tree photo can be found here and was taken by Joel Abroad.
- Cocunut Tree photo can be found here and was taken by Dhammika Heenpella.
Random moosages as I see fit. 